When I try to look HOT

sodamnrelatable:

Expectations :

REALITY :

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fuckmeinthe-backseat:

Name is Hades, Lord of the Dead. Hi, how ya doin’?

I love this movie. He is one of my favorite Disney Villains EVER

Not the most original idea, but I thought it was clever so I gave it a try.My inspiration came from this guy ——> burnt-vagina.tumblr.com 

Not the most original idea, but I thought it was clever so I gave it a try.
My inspiration came from this guy ——> burnt-vagina.tumblr.com 

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gricour:

hihowsyourlife:

gricour:

shittyteenblog:

IM SQUEALING 

scREAMINGSKJEV

IM PEEINVWVCNKQWRJCBW

LKSDJGLSKDJ WHY IS THIS BACK SLDKJSDLKFJSLDKF

shavingryansprivates:

i can’t decide which would be more uncomfortable

sleeping naked on a leather couch in the middle of summer when your air conditioning is broken

or a date with miranda cosgrove

Let me just say this.

wildest-dreamer:

Anyone can say nice things to you. Anyone can tell you what you want to hear all day long until you’re blue in the face. Anyone can tell you how beautiful and amazing you are. Anyone can make promises. Every person has the ability to tell someone the sweetest things to get them by. But you know what, actions speak louder than words. Point blank.

Yes please.Anyone?Nope.kbai. 

Yes please.
Anyone?
Nope.

kbai. 

fuckmeinthe-backseat:

I’m not anyone’s first choice. I’m not anyone’s favorite. People may tell me I mean a lot to them and that I’m special to them but I know there’s someone they will always choose over me.

THIS FUCKING THIS THIS THIS THIS THIS Slskjdhalkjsdfasdf

My life..

that1girlemily:

Trying to lick your lips.

Expecation

Reality

Giving your crush a sexy look:

Expecation

Reality

Walking through a club:

Expectation

Reality

When you run into your ex:

Expectation

Reality

Dancing:

Expectation

Reality

staypozitive:

Holding hands may seem like an innocent gesture, but they show more than a simple interlocking of fingers. Your hands are one of the most essential parts of your body: you build with them, feed with them, hold with them, touch with them, fight with them; they are the tools of the human body. To take a hold of another’s hand is to break from living individually. It is to link yourself to another being, to momentarily entwine your life with another’s, to promise, for a moment, that you need not face the world alone. More simple, more aesthetically naive than other forms of affection, i.e kissing, hugging, sexing.., the act of holding hands is often trivialized in its true implications.

Bless this<3

staypozitive:

Holding hands may seem like an innocent gesture, but they show more than a simple interlocking of fingers. Your hands are one of the most essential parts of your body: you build with them, feed with them, hold with them, touch with them, fight with them; they are the tools of the human body. To take a hold of another’s hand is to break from living individually. It is to link yourself to another being, to momentarily entwine your life with another’s, to promise, for a moment, that you need not face the world alone. More simple, more aesthetically naive than other forms of affection, i.e kissing, hugging, sexing.., the act of holding hands is often trivialized in its true implications.

Bless this<3